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The Funniest Jokes

EXERCISES 

U2 L5

2HT

PASSIVE ADVANCED
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A woman was waiting for her flight at the airport.

She bought a bag of cookies, found a place to drop and took out her book. She started to read and suddenly noticed that a man, sitting beside her, grabbed a cookie from her bag. She just tried to ignore this.

So she munched cookies and at the same time watched how shameless the cookie thief was diminishing her stocks. She thought to herself: „If I wasn‘t such a nice person, I would blacken his eye“.

When only one cookie was left, she looked with interest and wondered what he would do. He smiled, took the last cookie and broke it in half. She thought: „This guy is so rude, he didn‘t even show any gratitude!”

After her flight was called, the woman gathered her baggage and headed to gate. She took her seat in the plane, and started to look for her book. As she looked into her bag, she gasped with surprise, as there was an unopened bag of cookies. A dreadful thought crossed her mind: „If my cookie bag is here, the other one was his and he just tried to share. She realized that she was the rude one, but it was too late to apologize.

a memory like an elephant

TALK TO A CLASSMATE ABOUT WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THIS VIDEO ABOUT SIMON'S CAT

CULTURE SHOCK

BFF

Timed Skimming Exercise

the best job in the world

The Maasai and the lions

Watch the news and write down the news items in your notebook

Find a classmate and talk about today's news from First News

PRACTICAL JOKES WITH ASSIGNMENTS

GENDER EQUALITY -EMMA WATSON

gap test for B2
Signs/details/matching/gist/gap for B1

Pieter Groen

TTO2

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