A: Look at those elephants! They seem to be having such fun. Did you see what just happened?

B: Yes.

A: They’re filling their trunks with water and spurting it out on each other.

B: Lucky elephants.

A: Would you rather be an elephant?

B: No…but these elephants are lucky because they’re cool.

A: You’re the cool one with the gel and spiky hair.

B: Right now the elephants are cool and I’m hot.

A: Hot? On such a lovely day?

B: You mean such a horribly hot, steamy day. Even the elephants think so.

A: Oh come on! It’s summer. What do you expect? Why don’t you stand in shade where its cooler.

B: It’s hot even in the shade.

A: Whatever happened to my “cool” boy? How can I make him happy?

B: You can make me happy by buying him an ice cream.

A: Hey we just had lunch!

B: That was lunch, not ice cream.

A: We are going have some ice cream later. Let’s go look at the other animals.

B: I’m only going to look at ice cream.

A: Come on. Be a sport. We came to the zoo to see the animals.

B. I am a sport and now the sport wants an ice cream.

A: I promised it to you, but later.

B: If you don’t get me an ice cream now, I will scream.

A: If you scream, no ice cream.