
CONVERSATION INVENTIONS
A: Hey … How are you?
B: I’m fine. What about you?
A: I am really OK! Over the moon really.
B: How come?
A: Well, I invented something completely new last week.
B: Wow, you did? That’s fascinating. What did you invent?
A: I am not going to tell you, come with me and see for yourself.
B: OK This is really exciting! Ehhhhhh, what’s this supposed to be? I can’t see what the invention is… the only thing I see is a bed???
A: Yes, but this is a special kind of bed. Do you see the alarm clock attached to it?
B: Yes, well…..? What is the use of the alarm clock?
A: I will tell you the whole story. I can never get out of my bed so I am late every morning.
B: Okayyyy, so?
A: I had detention every day and I was really fed up with that.
B: So?
A: I invented a way to get out of bed without any problems.
B: Are you going to tell me or do I have to keep on asking questions????
A: All right. The alarm clock s attached to the bed and when the alarm clock goes off the top side of the bed goes up into the air so much that I will fall out of bed if I don’t get out myself.
B: OK but then you can get right back into bed again, can’t you?
A: No, I can’t because I have put a timer into the device that lifts my bed, so it will stay up for an hour before it goes down again.
B: Wow, this is an amazing invention. What a good idea!
A: I think so too. I haven’t been late since then. Isn’t it marvelous?
B: Well, that must save you loads of time!
A: It does, so let’s go to town to have a cup of tea.
B: Good idea again!